If Im walkn on thin ice I might as well dance

month

January 2012

Had an argument with your mom

and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it. More laughs here

I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

More laughs here

thoughtswhilestoned: Haahaha you know you made a new friend when you ask someone, “So do you smoke?” And they get that little half smile and reply “Smoke what?” Fuck yes it’s joint time.

thoughtswhilestoned: Haahaha you know you made a new friend when you ask someone, “So do you smoke?” And they get that little half smile and reply “Smoke what?” Fuck yes it’s joint time.

What did the letter O say to Q?

Dude, your dick is hanging out. More laughs here

captainskeletor: chaintooheavy: charliebaltimore: A train got run, word to everything. word to the universe nigga sheeeit